Family Guy Addiction Signs and Symptoms from the Sperm Dumpster

One of the fastest growning mental disorders in popular culture today has its origins in the wonderfully twisted mind of one Seth MacFarlane . Family Guy addiction has become the greatest scourge since our old friend Simpsons addiction . Do you find yourself chuckling at the home life of Peter and the Griffin family or the exploits of Quagmire and the boys ? If you answered yes to any of the above you too may be at risk for family guy addiction .

Family Guy Addiction Signs and Symptoms :

You watch family guy more than once a week
You know who Fat Horny Black and Joe are
You get all the obscure 80's allusions
You talk to youself in Stewie's voice
You have to admit that there really is nothing that America loves more than Hot White Jailbait !
You know where the name 'Sperm Dumpster' came from

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If you answered 'Yes' to more than one of the above then you are almost certainly a family guy addict . The bad news is that until the show is cancelled and saturated with syndication there is little hope of ever completely ridding yourself of this affliction . The good news is that the Sperm Dumpster has discovered the equivelent of methadone for family guy addicts - a treatment with almost 99% effectiveness . It's an unrelenting dose of internet porn ! We subscribe to the harm reduction approach when dealing with any type of addiction . Give me my fix and you won't get harmed bitch !